.. Your Majesty the Emperor, Your Lady, Taichi God told me to bring something over."He pulled out a small embroidered pouch and tipped it over, pouring out one...one...what was this thingPurple beans"...Dad was furious, he finally stood up to his brother-in-law: “What do you mean! When Qiao was little, I was the one who bathed and changed her diapers!”

"...She'll be distracted," Jiang Qiyun said lightly, his tone carrying a hint of severity.

My brother pressed my dad's head down and said, "Don't worry about us, we'll just wait quietly. Come on, Qiao, you can do it! We can't see anything, so let's just wait for the first cry!"

I'm speechless, okay okay, I'll do my best!

But don't make me laugh, okay! I can't hold it in anymore!

The old woman said she was even better than a gynecologist, and sure enough, she had some skill. Her thin hands could accurately press on every acupoint and meridian.

With her, the complicated delivery of twins became orderly and smooth. With both her and Jiang Qiyun present, my pain was greatly reduced.

Of course, it was her who said: "The child is extraordinary. Even the order of their birth, first yin then yang, shows that they won't fight or compete, and haven't caused you any trouble."

Twins are often born small because the nutrients originally intended for one child are now divided between two. That's why my brother had Lin Yanqin notify the neonatal ward to prepare as well, fearing they might have to be admitted to the hospital right after birth.

Furthermore, during birth, due to strong contractions, the movements of two babies can be vigorous, potentially leading to risks such as both trying to exit simultaneously and causing pressure, or even umbilical cord strangulation.

When I saw this online, I was terrified. My entire checkup process was mainly based on traditional Chinese medicine, and I didn't go to the hospital in the later stages.

Many people think that Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) isn't as convenient and quick as Western medicine. But Old Mrs. Wu is different. She's a mysterious woman, and her medical skills are superb. She has so much experience, I trust her words completely.

She pressed hard on my stomach and shouted to the outside: "That girl out there, come in and help!"

My brother, without a word, shoved Lin Yanqin in.

Miss Lin was startled and stammered, "I-I-I-I, I can't do anything! I dare not touch it!"

The old woman gave her a withering glance and said slowly, "Bring a blanket to lay down, will you"

“Oh… alright…” She fumbled to help me by pulling a blanket underneath me, then flushed and retreated to the side.

It's incredibly hard to describe this feeling, it's so bizarre and intensely painful!

This feeling is strangely bittersweet.

With a devout belief, with the realization of selfless giving.

With love for that man.

I felt something being pushed open in the narrow passage, excruciating pain accompanied by blood and water surging violently. I groaned softly, clutching Jiang Qiyun's fingers desperately, tears soaking my temples.

For a moment, I was under the illusion that his hand was no longer icy cold, but radiated with scorching heat.

Scorching my hands, my heart.

"Qi Yun…"

"I'm here, don't be afraid."

"Don't be afraid," this is probably the most common phrase he says...

"Come on, girl! This child is so small, you can't pull with force, you'll hurt their bones." The old woman's voice was very serious.

I think I've been giving it my all!

If it weren't for Jiang Qiyun calming my soul, I should be screaming in pain right now.

Jiang Qiyun suddenly leaned into my ear and whispered, "...Mu Xia Qiao, are you afraid of me"

Huh

"Think about the first time, how tight your body was, how your lips were almost bleeding… Where did that subconscious resistance to me go"

I... I've already tried my best!

He lightly smiled and said, "From ancient times to now, the celestial mother of venerated gods has immeasurable great merit... Could it be that you don't want to be with me"

"Thinking about it..." I'm in so much pain, you don't even try to comfort me, and you keep asking me so many questions

He caressed my chin and whispered in my ear, "Then work hard... When everything calms down, I'll hold you on my lap every day... Don't say that I won't let you get off the bed for ten and a half days, even if you want to stay there for a hundred years, I can do it."

This guy…

My brain was already about to boil, and he added the final touch of fire to it.

This fire consumed all reason and common sense, leaving only these deadly love words in his memory.

...

Pain converges to a single point, once it breaks through the body, everything that follows falls into place.

I felt the child's head.

The elderly person said that children are the flesh and blood of the mother's body, father's essence and mother's blood. They are conceived in October and carried with care.

It really does feel that way.

It's like a part of myself is separating from my body, struggling to push its way out.

The belly tightened violently, with immense abdominal pressure pushing the child out to form a separate individual. Blood seeped out thread by thread.

It's so distressing to see a baby stuck there.

The old woman suddenly cackled and said, "Hey hey, girl, you're quite a find here~~ so elastic! Such powerful contractions... and quite watery too."

Poof!!

I felt like I had taken ten consecutive critical hits!

Oh, dear old lady! You're ninety-three years old! And you're still saying things like that!

I was so annoyed that my brain felt like it was about to explode. Jiang Qiyun's sinister chuckle echoed in my ear, and his smug look filled with a malicious kind of love made me stiffen all over!

This sudden tension, the feeling beneath me was like a large fish suddenly breaking through an obstacle— Let me know if you have any other text you'd like translated!

If I faint, it must be because the old hag embarrassed me!

My vision went blank for a moment, and my stomach felt strangely empty.

I heard Lin Yanqin's shriek, the sound chilled me to the bone—what happened Is something wrong with the baby!

The old woman didn't say a word, but her movements were swift.

Shouldn't we be taking care of the umbilical cord Is it out Is it here

My heart was in my throat. What should I do I really wanted to see it, but I was also scared to.

Until a cry broke the stillness of the room.

weak, clear, delicate, with a hint of coquettishness.

It instantly captured everyone's hearts and minds!

An elderly woman, her hands trembling, clutched a small object. Her already hunched back bent even lower.

She raised her hands in a gesture of reverence, gently bringing them to Jiang Qiyun's eyes.

"...Our first little deity, born~~~"

This child was as small as a kitten, nestled in the old woman's lap. His slightly wrinkled skin seemed to plump up before your very eyes.

Jiang Qiyun smiled faintly, reached out and touched the child's Baihui acupoint. A ray of light gathered like auspicious qi on top of his head, looking sacred and extraordinary.

He slowly said, " ... Go and deal with it quickly, it's not over yet."

As soon as he finished speaking, my brother rushed over, grabbed the blanket and held the child, then ran into the bathroom and shut the door.

My dad roared, “Little punk! I have experience, let me do it!”

"Get the hell out of here! I'm a doctor, I'm faster than you!"

"I'm not your grandson!" My dad ran to smash the door.

The sound of ping pong filled my ears. Old Mrs. Wu nervously pressed another child: "Girl, don't relax, there's one more!"

I know, I know… let me just breathe a sigh of relief…

I looked at him, my face and temples damp with sweat and tears.

He smiled at me.

"...Giving birth to a woman is like going through a tribulation, one tribulation one life, immeasurable merit... My dear wife, you've worked so hard."heet." He ripped through her facade with no mercy.I…The old woman just told us to go to that ghost village, to investigate the whereabouts of Ms. Xue. Now this A living person's soul leaving their bod...